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Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. John Cheese returns to the Cracked guest column, and this time he’s taking more bullets for us than a bad guy within chyna pac sex video of Bruce Willis during a machine gun battle. Cheese is filling in for us on a Saturday while we train for our dark horse bid for the 2008 Olympic Decathlon.

I saw this video way back when I first started surfing porn on the internet. That was before DSL or cable, when watching a one-minute video clip meant clicking the download button and then finding some chores to do like painting the house or helping my wife deliver a baby. At least it involved two people who were once considered attractive by the generally stupid public. I didn’t know a single girl back then who didn’t want to be boned by Bret Michaels, and though Pamela had probably gone through some surgery at that point, she didn’t look nearly as plastic as she would just a few years later. These weren’t two washed-up celebrities looking to jump start their careers.

These were fresh, rising stars who people actually wanted to see naked. Besides the fact that both Bret and Pamela appear to be bombed into a near-coma, the “sexual” acts they perform on each other are executed in the very loosest of terms. Throughout the video, Pam looks irritated to still be awake, and I was sure that she would pass out at any second. Meanwhile, Bret appears more interested in seeing his own image on the TV than in the half-baked blonde bobbing on his knob.



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