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I saw my aussie mate the other day, walking down the street with a sheep under stupid sex jokes short arm. I shaouted ‘Hi mate, You shearing? I walked passed a sheep in distress on the weekend, looked like he was dying, struggling to breath!

What three lies does a rancher tell? Honnestly I was only trying to help that sheep over the fence! How do sheep hearders practice safe sex? Marking the sheep with a big X of the ones that kick! Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground. Do you think we have time?

An out-of-towner was driving through a small town in Montana and passed a restaurant. He wanted to make a U-turn, but saw a police officer just up ahead. He pulls up and asks the officer, “Excuse me, but can you make a u-turn? The officer looks at the fella and says, “Well hell yeah! I can even make her eyes bug out! What do you call a guy standing on a corner in Wrexham, Wales, with a sheep under each arm ?

What Do You Call A Sheep in wales ? What is the worst thing about having sex with a sheep? Breaking it’s neck when you try to kiss it. What does an elephant use as a tampon? Why does a farmer wear wellies? Someplace to put the hind legs.

Why did the lamb call the police? What did one sheep say to the other sheep? Little Davey’s father was livid when he walked around the back of the house only to find his son with his pants down and embraced with his prize ewe. You had better explain yourself right now” yelled the dad. Little Davey thought for a minute and replied, “Well Dad, it ain’t love.

I hear they have 2 new uses for sheep in New Zealand. A man comes home with a sheep under his arm and says  “honey I would like you to meet  the pig that I sleep with when you say you have a head ache. His wife looks up and says you stupid moron can’t you tell the difference between a pig and a sheep. Q: Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window? A: He wanted to see time fly.

Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party? Q: What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? Q: What’s another name for Santa’s elves? Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school? A: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit. Q: What three candies can you find in every school?

Q: What’s a teacher’s favorite nation? Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the school dance? A: He didn’t have anybody to take. Q: Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? A: Because it had more cents. Q: What’s the difference between a dead prostitute and school? Q: What happened to the plant in math class?

Q: What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? Q: Why did the chicken cross the moebius strip? A: To get to the same side. Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? A: Because she couldn’t control her pupils? Q: What kind of school do you find on a mountain top?

Q: Why couldn’t the moebius strip enroll at the school? Q: How did the geography student drown? Q: What does a mathematician do about constipation? A: He works it out with a pencil. Q: Why is a math book always unhappy? A: Because it always has lots of problems.

Q: Why don’t you do arithmetic in the jungle? Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? Q: What is a chalkboard’s favorite drink? Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Q: What’s the longest word in the dictionary? A: Rubber-band — because it streches.

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